threewordsaftersex

Minggu sore, buka account twitter. Senyum-senyum sendiri gara-gara threewordsaftersex...
desta80s:
tobat yuk shalat...
sejak kapan gay?
Nama kamu siapa?
telat nggak ya?

vincentrompies:
maap tadi ketelen!
Nyonya pulang...Tuan
Sedang apa kalian!!!!! (*ke'gep bokap)
Awas ketabrak Kereta..
YOU ARE NEXT!!! (*ala Cong'li)
Thank you sis!
Kok masih berdarah?

pandji:
tadi makan sambel?
"Kamu diem aja...."
"ga bececeran kaaan?" (That's three right?)
"Kapan dia pulang?"
"Nama saya Pandji..."
"Anggep aja enak.."
"Kamu laper nggak?"
"Matiin AC dong..."

ndorokangkung
celanaku tadi mana
kenapa gatel ya?
please, don't go
aduh, anak-anak bangun
punya kembalian nggak?
kamar mandinya mana?
jangan lupa cebok
anjrit ngeunah pisan

ismanhs:
Who's piloting, then?
Vidi, vici, VENI!
Insert coin? Where?
Fifty experience points!
I'm acrophobic, Superman
Oh, inflate BEFORE...!
Okay, TIME! Woohooo!
The key, please.